Goooaaaaa!!!!!!!

We tune back for more of the excellent soccer action!

We have coming up our rising superstar Smudge! Recently, his fans swooned in delight when his baby pictures hit the Net. His agent complained that a dozen new interns had to be hired to handle the increase in fan mail and his pals complain they are constantly being harassed by demented fans wanting more pics of that little, wittle, kitten! Enough, says Smudge! He does not want to be judged by his cuteness! He demands we respect his skill at soccer. But we do, dear Smudge, we do admire your footwork. Now, how about some pics of you as a cutie-pie kitten?

Luna of course needs no introduction! Ever since she exploded on the scene, the world has just not been the same for us. It is whispered that Beckham learnt the secret of bending the ball from none other than Luna! In fact, the Daily Rag claims Beckham moved to Spain just so he could get some extra training from the great soccer kitty! And look at those moves! Beckham, if you win that World Cup, you owe Luna the best kitty toys your huge paycheck can buy!

Magoo meanwhile is back in kick-ass form! Those street fights he is notorious for has certainly strengthened those thigh muscles! Yes!!!!!! And the ball goes sailing over everyone's head for a GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
What, an offside? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Who would have thought Patches would be such a barracuda on the soccer field! She is the gentlest lady in private life, a stern critic of any violations in etiquette. But the good Lord help you if dare cross her path! Her delicate calico paw will make short work of you as she heads to the goal with the ball in her paws! Look at that pass! Those paws have magic in them I tell you!

Meanwhile Petey is certainly making his presence known. You know, it's kitties like Petey who make me wonder how dumb the agents are! Did you know he was passed over by no less that three agents simply because he left a squishy pile as a gift for them? I ask you, what is a squishy pile when you have a kitty who defend the goal like Petey! At least he know has an agent who can see beyond squishy piles! Oh, oh, oh! If it were not for Petey, that would have been a goal! I hope those squishy-hating agents are regretting their finickiness!