Beefin' Up

I am getting ready for my sumo wrestling. I've been watchin' my weight and makin' sure that I isn't too light. I asked Momma to be sure to only feed me my favorite things and none of that nasty minced stinky goodness I don't like. She listened! I have had nothing but grilled stinky goodness all week long and I've really been watchin' my carbs. Grammie has been helping me too with giving me a few extra treats at night. And when nobean is looking, I go to the mirror and examine my belly...

Here I am getting measured to see if I've kept the poundage on...Momma says that despite my efforts, I am still the same weight. It must be those crunchies. I saw the words "weight management" on the bag. I thought it was gonna help me gain weight for my wrestling but alas...it was to help me maintain my good looks and slender build... ::snicker-snicker:: Oh who am I kidding?! I have a belly and I'm proud of it! It's not much of one, but it is enough to put me in the heavy weight division!!