Heightened Security
It has been discovered that a gang called the Tom Cat Seven, reportedly out of NYC, had intentions of spiking the food with catnip and/or sleeping pills, among other dastardly deeds. Because of this, security has been heightened. Here is a picture of the gang leader, Butch, the Rebel. He is 7 years old and very tough; if you see him, do NOT try to apprehend him, but call authorities.
The following other gang members, not pictured:
- "Vince;" long haired white male; "Wild One," his calico girlfriend.
- "Claws;" tabby, split in ear.
- "Tom The Tyrant;" gray, short haired, has a limp.
- "Stud;" orange and white, patch over left eye.
- "Killer;" medium length black, with white spot on chest; "Sweet Sophie;" his girlfriend, brown/white, diamond collar given to her by "Killer" that he "found". She is underage and her parents are looking for her.
- "Street Smart;" changes his fur color, last seen it was cream.
~Patches and Mittens~




7 Comments:
Ohmygosh! I hope that the authorities will protect the catatheletes from any mischief planned by this Tom Cat Seven gang. Do we need to call in the Gorgeous Gingers for extra security? They're a beefy bunch. I know my own Tuxedo Gang can take care of themselves. I worry about the younger catatheletes.
By
PrincessMia, at Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:14:00 AM
Oh my! It sounds like quite the gang. I do hope the gorgeous gingers are around. Big orange cats make me feel so safe.
By
Gemini, at Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:15:00 AM
Oh we hope the terriers don't come and ruin the catolympics. We don't want a hostage situation.
By
Shaggy and Scout, at Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:14:00 PM
Oh my goodness. I nefurr thought girl kitties could look so scary! We really don't want to run into them during the catolympics.
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The Meezers or Billy, at Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:20:00 PM
So this gang of baddies wants to mess up our lympics? If I see any of them, I'm hidin behind Bonnie. Do you think they will stand up to a Tabby Attack?
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Victor Tabbycat, at Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:30:00 PM
This gang is bad news; they are known to mess up kitty functions. They also steal stinky goodness out of cupboards at night; another reason to keep doors locked, Momma says.
Patches Lady
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Big Piney Woods Cats, at Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:36:00 PM
This is really bothersome! I am begging for them to come after my stinky goodness. They'll wish they hadn't when I make sure I take the "goodness" out of "stinky goodness"!
By
Zeus, at Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:11:00 PM
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